Grand Buffet

Insects all over my body
Calling me but there’s nobody (they’re playing in my head)
They’re all crawling on my bed
Telling me that I am dead
Poor Ted

Come in now, come now that’s supper’s ready, ooh come in now
Biting at my flesh
Sucking at my fingertips
Love me tender, eat my lips

I don’t care who phones, ’cause they’re gnawing at my bones
I won’t hear their sound
Once I’m six feet underground

Maggots eating my heart, for starters it’s a good start
These worms licking my feet, such a delight, it’s a treat

I don’t care who phones, ’cause they’re gnawing at my bones
I won’t hear their sound
Once I’m six feet underground

Come in now, come now that’s supper’s ready, ooh come in now
Biting at my flesh
Sucking at my fingertips
Love me tender, eat my lips

I don’t care who phones, ’cause they’re gnawing at my balls
I won’t hear their sound
Now I’m six feet underground